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Real Knife

Definitely not a toy knife, neither a full one.

Real Knife

by RoseRed669 January 23, 2023


gents knife

An abbreviated version of gentleman's knife

A gents knife should be non threatening-looking, small and classy enough to not look out of place in an office and with formal attire.

A rule of thumb for blade length of a gents knife is less than three inches (as to not scare the sheeple)

by caranpaima February 13, 2012


Crack Knife

a knife that you cut yourself with to immediately salt the wound with crack dust

sherry has been hooked on the Crack Knife recently

by December 14, 2020


Knife trick

A better way of saying you're gonna cut yourself.

Me:I'm gonna do a knife trick
Friend: Don't do that! I care about you!

by Fans decide February 17, 2023


Knife Forker

Placing the blade of a knife through the tines of a fork at a right angle. Reminiscent of a slingshot or catapult. Best when accompanied by shooting sound effects.

My son Jack entertained himself at the restaurant last night by making a knife forker with his silverware.

by Ms. Little May 13, 2010


Mack the knife

To sneakily surprise your significant other while they are sleeping by suddenly stabbing your penis into their anus at night. Quick, Efficient, and sneaky, just like the real Mack The Knife

“I heard Andrew he pulled a Mack the knife on his girlfriend Jenny Diver to surprise her”

by Dr retard September 05, 2022


knife twister

One who kicks another while they are down. A person who latches onto another's insecurities and makes them feel worse.

Did you hear what Brittany said to that homeless guy about his life sucking - that was a real knife twister.

Man, Brittany is a real knife twister.

by Giles Rich April 12, 2011