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Hong Kong Waffle

Noun

An erection that is tightly encased in bubble wrap. Used to enhance female pleasure during intercourse. So named because of the bubble wraps resemblance to edible waffle that bears the same name.

Note that neither of these waffles are effective as birth control.

"Amy really likes the Hong Kong Waffle"

by Lancipher November 18, 2016


donkey kong a ho

when a man will break into the bedroom on a rhino, have sex in the monkey style position, skeet skeet in the ho's face, eat a banana after sex nd then throw barrels at the ho

i donkey kong a ho last night

by gangstar cletus September 26, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


King Kong's Finger

A huge turd resembling the screen beast's digit, stuck at the back doors causing great discomfort.

The desparate need to free a chocolate hostage.

"Fuck me I need a shite, I've got King Kong's finger poking out of my arse"

by tuckmoth June 23, 2004

63๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Donkey Kong Wrap

When one wraps their genitalia in plastic wrap and firmly rests said genitals onto the face of a friend's firstborn child.

Tim made me listen to that fucking DK rap again, so I'm gonna drop a hella sick donkey kong wrap on little junior's face, nigga!

by Anal Safari August 24, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hong Kong Special

When an individual seems to have a never ending supply of ammunition without having to reload. To have unlimited ammunition without changing magazines or reloading. Often seen in movies and video games.

The character in the movie had a Hong Kong special and shot their gun endlessly.

by PhilthyAk47 October 26, 2006

55๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Donkey kong krush

When ur playing Mario kart and u take a shit on the controller and then smack someone In the face with ur cock

Yo I'm gonna donkey kong krush you in the nutsack!

by Garfield_pussy February 17, 2014

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


it's on like donkey kong

A phrase said to "turn on" a game; To let known a game has been started between two individuals or groups of people.

Rizo jokingly tells Terry he has made mistakes in the shop. Terry then says, "Ohhhh, you just wait till I get a hold of your drawings. It's on, it's on like donkey kong!"

by Tim Nowak July 14, 2005

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