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A person who periodically gains and loses weight.
Hippie: Man, you're a total lava lamp.
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When a woman is wet washing your cock with warm saliva and then blows on your saliva slathered member, giving you a refreshing cool feeling.
She cold lamped me right after deep throating me.
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The Lamp Shade is a combination of the Bat Wing and Tea Bagging.
"...Yeah, Betty was just lying there, and I came up from behind her and gave her a Lamp Shade."
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When a man gets the tip of his penis surgically enlarged
Guy: Yea girl, I got a man lamp
Girl: Oh my! Let me suck it?
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Another word for a bong.
Gramas boy “you forgot your smoking lamp” throws bong and it smashes on the pavement. “I’m sorry, was that expensive peice?”
You forgot your smoking lamp, (throws bong) I’m sorry was hat expensive peice?
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When you're doing someone with a lamp up your butttt, and a blueberry in your mouth!
Girl: What are we going to do tonight, honey?
Guy: I was thinking the blueberry lamp !
Girl: Sounds exciting!
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When one partner shoots a massive load of cum into the other partners bloody orphus (anus, or vagina). Then shoves a tampon in the orphus. It is left there for 5 minutes.
Once the 'lava' has become warm, your partner creampie's the bloody, cum tampon out.
Ouch, it really must have hurt my girlfriend when I lava lamped her last night.
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