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When a man shaves his pubes into a bowl to simulate lettuce and then cums on the pubes to simulate salad dressing. After the concoction is complete he then poops in the bowl in small droppings to simulate little pieces of bread. When he finishes the dish he then smears the "Salad" into someone's vagina which simulates someone eating this monstrosity... (Yeah you should not try this... its very unsanitary...)
I heard Jack gave her soggy lettuce last night.
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When having sex with a woman while using a condom- once you have ejaculated, you remove the condom from the penis and proceed to swing the wet condom on the woman's face as if its a piece of wet lettuce.
When having sex with a woman while using a condom- once you have ejaculated, you remove the condom from the penis and proceed to swing the wet condom on the woman's face as if its a piece of wet lettuce
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slang for weed used by non-habitual smokers, since hippies are associated with weed in fact hippies are seen as being all about weed, to the point that weed to hippies would be as lettuce is to health conscious, tax paying, blue blooded Americans. Consumed daily it keeps your system 'clean'
I'm getting some hippie lettuce for the Patti Labelle concert, it's gonna rock!
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Excess skin in and around the vagina.
I done tore that bitch up, now all she's got is clit lettuce.
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A salad consisting of mostly brownish-white iceberg lettuce, usually served at sub-par eating establishments where in the kitchen the lettuce is stored in a large bin.
"Ew, I'm not eating there. They serve dumpster lettuce!"
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Bore or boring.
There's nothing more boring than a lettuce sandwich.
Don't lettuce sandwich me.
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When you find something random (preferably food) really attractive.
A: Why are you just staring at that sandwich?
B: Have you ever thought about how hot food can be?
A: Hot as in 'hot' hot. No.
B: Shame, because this is some Hot Lettuce.
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