Llama Palooza

A hord of llamas all eating the same cheese sandwich in a room filled with local whores strapped up to a giant hemeroid on some guy's butt. The hemeroid should have puss spewing out of it for the ritual to be a sucess.

yeah me and tim are going to a llama palooza later. you in?

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Mr. Llama

An underground porn lord who markets his product towards adolescents and infants. He calls his merchandise "Llama Candy" and frequently tries to hand out ordering forms which he has on his person at all times. He also has an anonymous partner who supplies him with all sorts of degrading footage for free.

He also carries a Sniper Rifle which has never hit it's target.

"Man I wish I could watch Bang My Butthole Episode Five but I can't find it anywhere"

*Mr. Llama slinks out from underneath the ass of a rock (Yes, I said it, the ass of a rock) With a paper in his hand.*

"Sign this, and all your dirtiest Paris Hilton related wet-dreams will come true..."

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shave the llama

to shave one's genital area, esp. female

wow, damn man, she shaved her llama last night!

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llama spit

only the absolute funnyest thing that can happen to someone else.

bob: HAHAHAHAHAHA you just got llama spit on you HASHAAHAHHAHAHA

jon: its not funny *sadness*

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llama talk

spitting game, telling "them" what they want to hear.

girl 1: girl tyler said he love me yesterday
girl 2: girl he just talkin that llama talk. you know telling you what you wanna hear.

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forrest llama

not as cool as forrest cows but still pretty cool! they can spit super hard. they usually try to fart on forrest cows. they can grow and shape shift in... necessary places. they can time travel, turn colors... only green though. the only time they ever go into the forrest is when they are chasing the forrest cow. they have super speed but are not as fast as forrest cows. they get strength from eating dirty diapers from the trash! and you can usually find them hiding in your closet, trash can, under lamp shades, and in your refridgerator.

persona 1: hey did you see the forrest llama that was in my trash yesterday?
persona 2: yeah he turned green! what does that mean?
persona 1: idk but it was really coolio bro!
persona 2: ikr! hey lets go take a shower!
persona 1: ok... can we take it in the pool?
persona 2: sure!

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llama hole

A very hairy vagina, to the point where it resembles the fur of a llama.

I thought I was getting lucky, but when I saw that llama hole, I hauled ass out of there.

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