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Local old man: That guy who sits in the library and watches porn on the library pc
Friend: damn look, its that local old man again
Me: oh yeah, he prob just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird
This is when someone changes the local trout population in a body of water
“Hey did you hear what the governor did to the lake?”
“Yeah he likes to affect the local trout population!”
I am myself because yes
Your local Potato is a imposter,vote her off
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That weird guy who watches porn on the library pc
Friend: its that guy again
Me: yeah thats just the local old man, he is just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird
May 15 is local send nudes day. Unlike the April 18th national send nudes day the local version is shared only amongst communities. This means your are not allowed to send nudes to people in other countries or states, but only amongst your friends and acquaintances
Guy 1: I heard its national send nudes day coming up
Guy 2: no, it's local send nudes day
A civil servant, who kindly provides underprivileged men, women, and children alike with memes of the highest quality absolutely free of charge. Truly a modern day saint.
Person 1: Hey do you have any memes?
Person 2: Why yes, I just got some fresh memes from ya local meme plug.
Person 1: Nice let’s go have gay anal sex together!
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