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When shit is so spicy you stop moving and pray for it to be over.
Son, that hot sauce was so spicy I was in spice lock.
When two fat people fuck and their rolls interlock in a inseperable manner. like the phonebook trick they do on mythbusters.
it takes two tanks to seperate them.
Dude....johnathan's in the hospital.
Holy shit! Why!
He got into a roll lock with jackie.
My god....
Nigerian Pidgin term meaning Not to Show or Not Showing Concern Towards A Situation Or Somebody
See as tega just Lock Up when den be dey beat me
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When too much alcohol is consumed and you get stuck on a task or word and you repeatedly keep trying to do said task or say the same word over and over and over again your brain is Wine Locked.
Don't drink too much jungle juice or you'll get wine locked!
That thot is so wine locked , she been trying to open the door for an hour .
When you are trying to get out of church, and there are people at both ends of the pew that are not leaving, forcing you to stay. These people usually wait until the last note of the song is sung, or until everyone else in the aisle has passed before they leave.
If you get pew locked and you're in a hurry, you usually run into aisle salmon as well, delaying you further.
I was trying to get out of church quickly this morning to make it home before kickoff, but I was pew locked, so I ended up missing it.
Any device that prevents hobos from taking shopping carts, hand trucks or similar device used by hobos to transport their belongings. Usually, once a barrier is crossed, the locking mechanism is activated, rendering the cart useless.
Man, this cart had its hobo lock activated. Get a different one.