london ooohhh

a nice octopus that likes rap music and raping his mom his daddy is his brother and he whacks his twinkie at peytons thwong

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London Bridge

Usually a FFM sex position where the man lays down and the other partners sit on either end of him holding each other's arms.

This London Bridge is NOT falling down.

London Language

It's the language used from only the best native english speakers.

It sounds something like that:
>Mine is the spokeing of the good london language<

or if you ask for direction on street as example:
>Can you shouldn't had done to showing mine the directioning to the place I would have liking to went<

london system

A chess opening where white gets the same position everytime. High skill floor low skill ceiling used by noobs alot

Some random guy plays london system
"What a noob"

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London Fog

Cumming on your partner's face/forehead/eyes while your balls are still in his/her mouth.

My wife is so GGG. On my birthday, she let me give her the London fog.

To london someone

To london someone - to stab somebody using a bladed melee weapon, usually a knife or a dagger.

While it is most common to do it in the capital of UK, the term "To london someone" most likely comes from ancient Rome, and the death of Julius Caesar.

Mom: We're gonna visit grandma tommorow.
Child: But mom, what if someone londons us on the way?
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Citizen: How did Caesar die?
Praetorian guard: He was londoned.
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Serial killer: I am going to london someone.

London Delgado

London Delgado is the World’s Most Awesome Person!! She is also the most beautiful person in the entire world and the most Talented!! She is also very nice, humble, sweet, funny, loving, caring, cool, and everything wonderful about the world!!

Wow!! She’s so Beautiful!! She’s a London Delgado!!