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A sexually promiscuous woman.
Entymology: From the term "Pot-Luck" referring to a selection of dishes provided for a celebration.
Connection: A sexually promiscuous woman presents herself to "the table" (the group of people), and is available to everyone.
"Don't sleep with her, she's a total pot luck."
"Ah, I slept with this total pot luck last night."
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n. The overwhelming tendency to get screwed over in every non-vital yet meaningful aspect of life. Cal Luck exists solely to contradict and mock those who have it.
If you would have gotten laid were it not for an unrelated and seemingly trivial event, you have Cal Luck.
If you successfully coax someone into taking the bad end of a lopsided bet and lose anyways, you have Cal Luck.
If you win coin flips but only when they are not important, you have Cal Luck.
If you get hit by an RV, you do not have Cal Luck....you are dead.
If a hurricane destroys your home, you do not have Cal Luck...you probably deserved it.
If you make a bet with a hot girl about a coin flip, heads she hooks up with you, tails you hook up with her, and you win, but an ensuing hurricane destroys her RV, crushing her to death in the process, you definitely have Cal Luck.
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When superstitious 4D gamblers, who rely on the daily number of corona infections released by the authorities to bid for their “lucky” numbers, are angry because the number of infected cases has been rising to a five-digit figure in recent days.
Guesstimate how many 4D punters in Singapore have been in a volcanic mood since last weekend, who haven’t stopped swearing and cursing the ill-fated corona luck plaguing them.
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When things start working in your favor then slowly start to turn bad really quickly
He started to show me more attention then she came along! I'm sick of this lucking out shit!
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When you have a stoner with you ans as unlucky as these fools are themselves, they bring you luck
I was trying to park at the supermarket the other day, and I got a park out the front coz I had Smokey in the car, was the best stoner luck ever!
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A girl who is quick to have sex or give oral pleasure to anyone she meets.
"Last night, I was drivin' downtown and picked up a lady luck."
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