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1. A Squirt-Magnet is anyone a woman finds so hot she creams upon sighting.
2. A fabled electronic device which can cause one to climax by simply pointing at the genitals.
3. the opposite of a gerald-leg-ripper(Any highly unappealing individual).
"Wow, that guy is a total squirt-magnet...I need some tissue."
"I'm developping a squirt-magnet to use on him during his innauguration speech."
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A minge magnet is a guy who invariably attracts the opposite sex, much to the irritation of his friends (cf. fanny magnet). However, those he attracts are not always top-notch muff (qv.)
Did you see that minger make a bee-line for Dave - he's a right minge magnet, the twot.
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A Person, Place, or Event that attracts a Jewish Person or Audience. Someone or Something that is popular with jewish people.
"Jewish Women seem to throw themselves at Ted, he's a real Jew Magnet."
"She won't go shopping there on Black Friday, she claims it's a real "Jew Magnt"
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Someone perpetually stuck to their boss's ass; toady; brown-noser; syncophant
Dude, John is such an ass magnet. If the boss stopped dead in his tracks, they'd have to pry John's nose out of his ass with a crowbar.
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Theater and School for Improv and Sketch Comedy. Pretty much run by Armando Diaz protege of Del Close.
Super supportive non judgemental community.
To be honest when it started it was pretty rusty ... kind of a rag tag group of UCB cast offs. For a while alot of people stayed away because it was thought that if you couldn't cut it at UCB you went there ... to the land of misfit improvisers.
Now the place is booming with talent. People who got sick of the attitudes of other improv theaters attitudes but love to perform and take classes have started trickling in. You can catch some really terrific shows here. The classes are among the best in the city. Clique's are really at a minimum and trash talk is not accepted well.
It's still small but growing rapidly. Kind of a "everybody knows your name" place - the "Cheers" of the NY Improv Scene.
"I'm taking classes over at the Magnet!"
The Magnet Theater is a great place to study improv, catch a show and a great place to perform.
There's alot of hidden talent at The Magnet.
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Noun: a person who gets lot of woman or Bs. Usually from the Construction Dynasty
Verb: the act of your Coochie being attracted to a Magnet
Example 1:
Oh my god. Manzo Construction is such a Coochie Magnet
Example 2:
My Coochie is being magnified. This is the best Coochie Magnet ever
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This is the definition of a very elderly wealthy man who is very close to death and is an easy target for a "money slut" or any other female who is only concerned with his finances. These old fellows are not embarresed by the obvious fact that their new partner is a whore and is wishing him dead so she can get his money. He is infact just happy to have some sexual contact in his twilight years.
Maria: It's a shame Albert is getting used by that little tramp Tracey, she is 29 and he is 80, do you think he knows that she is only interested in his money?
Sally: Of Course he does!! But when he is sucking her tits like a new born baby, I doubt he really cares. Good luck to him, he will be dead soon so let him enjoy what he has left!
Maria: Yeah, you are right, but that old "whore magnet" should have a little more respect for his wife. She told me she can't sleep at night with all the screaming coming from Tracey and Albert.
Sally: Maybe she should move into the room next door?
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