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When you and your bird yeah are getting serious and she's all like "When we getting married brah" So your all like one sec sugar tits. (Pick up a rock from your garden, has to be a pretty one yeah) Give her the rock and say "Cant offord a shiny one to go on your greasy finger yet so have this one instead" Ladies man right there boys girls!
Civilian 1: You and Brian are getting pretty serious?
Civilian 2: Yeah we are, he proposed to me yesterday
Civlian 1: Oooooooooooo lets see the bling then bitch!
(Civlian 2 removes hand from pocket to reveal a large orange looking marriage rock)
Civlian 1: Why have you got a fucking brick strapped to your finger?
Civlian 2: I know right! He's the best!
A marriage between first-cousins. The marriage is considered a "horseshoe" marriage due to the marriage's connection in a marriage resembling a horseshoe on a family tree (the daughter of one side connects to the parents of the son of his parents as the parents have blood-sibling relations.
"Hey Dave, did you hear that Bryan's marrying Rachel?"
"Yeah man, it's a horseshoe marriage though so they might have to get married in another state."
"Damn man, incest..."
Two children be set up for marriage at an early age but not yet sighing a contract for legal marriage until older. Mostly set up by parents. Children don’t get a choice in who they marry.
Becky had a prearranged marriage last week. She and her “groom” will be legally married when she turns 20
Marriage before Marriage
Kristy, may I have your daughters' hand in Premarital Marriage
Marley and Emmes wedding thats really cute and has lots of cats
Marley and Emme? Yeah, they're about to have a cat marriage.
Used to brag how great you are, but under 2 people have one.
Person1-"Yo dawg, I have a stable marriage"
Person2-"Yeah right dawg that's way too rare"
Usually a sexual situation setup (preplanned) in advanced by a Desperate (sexual, emotional, or situational (like pregnancy or citizenship), or monotary (alimony, child support)) designed to force a person to marry another.
There are 2 types "before the fact" and "after the fact". Before the fact is an entrapment. An example is unprotected sex and one party has the intention for pregnancy even if the other party does not desire. (Instant shot gun wedding)
"After the fact" is the person has the determining factor before hand. (Pregnancy, virginity loss to name a few.) An example is The person is pregnant and tell a guy hes the father even if hes not.
Jeb had played straight into his girlfriend's marriage trap and just now realized after "shooting off" inside her. Odds are that wedding dress he saw in her closet was bought a few days ago