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An agave boon massage is a particularly rare kind of massage that was created in Thailand in the 12th century for members of the Thai aristocracy. The message consists of three stages. The first is coating the subject in agave nectar completely, inserting reeds into their nose and mouth so that they do not suffocate. The second stage is a deep tissue rub down characterized by swift, chopping palm-strikes. Finally, the masseuse sets candles about the room and summons the ancestors, who grant a boon to the client of their choosing.
"You can go golf, but I will be getting an agave boon massage!"
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A term only used when picking up dangerous broken electric wires from the road and throwing them away. It is mostly used by bald African American men driving green jeeps while wearing orange pantalons.
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When a really fat black guy. Has a few pennies in his pocket and decided to hire a guy to make him a song for his restuarant
Jones BBQ Foot massage, Jones BBQ Foot massage, Jones BBQ Foot massage, Jones BBQ Foot massage
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When you have anal intercourse with another person and the anus prolapses, you then stroke the anus, resembling a massage.
What are you doing, John?
Giving the dirt worm a massage, David.
some random dude that loves bbq's and foot massages
jones bbq and foot massage
Someone who massages expertly with their tongue, can be a male or female and usually does the massaging in the pelvic area
Someone get me a mop, I just finished up with a tongue massage expert
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1. The act of licking ones balls while simultaneously performing fellatio 2. Deep throating a guy and licking his balls at the same time.
Sage was good, she never gagged while giving me a deep throat tongue massage. She would use her thumb to bring my balls closer to her mouth so she could give me my morning DTTM.
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