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masturbation

The thing that no one will do for you... Touch your privates.

“Hey”

Wyd
Masturbation

“Ew. Bye

by purplegirl11111 November 4, 2017

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masturbating

To pleasure ones self with petroleum jelly heated from a microwave. 30 seconds no more no less.

After D-love takes his lubricating oil from the microwave he begins masturbating with the door open and then places the spent paper towell in a bag hung on his door knob.

by Johny Hero February 10, 2007

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masturbating

when you vigorously rub/slap/caress you erect penis or other penises.

Phil likes masturbating.

by Nick Scott Boire April 17, 2003

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Masturbation

The act of pleasuring yourself through fingers on hand motions

Girl 1:Oh I masturbated last night and it felt so good

Boy:I just masturbated off of what you said

Girl:I love masturbation

by DatHorseBoi July 9, 2018

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masturbation

Sex with someone have known your entire life. except instead of a vagina he has fingernails...gross.

i wonder if mr. rogers ever rocked his casbah..hmm masturbation is silly.

by J Boy August 24, 2009

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Masturbate

Masturbating is something we all like

Kia still in masturbates in school bathrooms

by Kia kurtz June 18, 2018

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Masturbation

When one squeezes their balls to pump out cum

"my balls hurt from too much Masturbation

by poochoonut March 12, 2023

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