Used when describing close acquaintances whose banter or chat can only be described as smelly or stinky. Usually talking crap to gain cred or being perceived as cool, their chat typically achieves the opposite.
Usage: Steph Byrd has such neece mates, they've got such stinky chat.
Further Examples of neece mates:
Neece Mate 1 - Hello mate, Iβve just sunk 8 snakey bakeys in a row. Iβm cruising on the A banter to Lashville.
Neece Mate 2 - Do my guns look big in this?
Neece Mate 3 - I have a mate of a mate of a mate who can sink 12 snakey bakeys in 5 seconds and then he eats the glass because he is such a βLADβ
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It is like fuck buddies but in a nicer way. Usually two people who have been in a relationship but it as not worked out. They still have some sort of sexual feelings for the person though, So become play mates. As in having sex, fingering etc.
Me and jessie didnt work out so now we're play mates
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A fellow heterosexual man with whom one has an intimate relationship and is usually destined to spend one's life with. Similar to soul mate, except of the same sex.
I found my broul mate today. He's everything I'be ever wanted. We will be best friends forever.
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line from the Imbetweners where Jay tells Neil in a DVD // CD // Video Game store that he has "completed it mate" when Neil choses several items from the store.
James Buckley has Shrek's finger in his nose.
Yeah I had his finger in my bum, completed it mate
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An insecure person characterized by his or her tendency to prevent their sexual parter from participating in sex acts with others.
Tom: Hey Bob, your girlfriend was a great fuck last night.
Bob: I'll kill you!
Tom: Don't be such a mate guard.
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Room-mates who live in together in a suite, and start doing more than just playing PS3, eating and drinking whiskey.
They like the bed more than the couch.
Dude, it's all cool, he's my sweet mate in Boston, it's an open relationship
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This article uses algebraic notation to describe chess moves.
Fool's mate. White is checkmated.For the Peter Hammill album of the same name, see Fool's Mate (album)
Fool's mate, also known as the "two-move checkmate," is the quickest possible checkmate in the game of chess. One example consists of the moves
1. f3 e5
2. g4 Qh4#
There are eight slight variations on the pattern β White might play f4 instead of f3 or move the g-pawn before the f-pawn, and Black may play e6 instead of e5.
The fool's mate received its name because it can only occur if White plays extraordinarily weakly, i.e. like a fool. Even among rank beginners, the mate almost never occurs in practice.
The same basic mating pattern may also occur later in the game. There is, for instance, a well-known trap in the Dutch Defence which occurred in 1896 between Frank Melville Teed and Eugene Delmar that runs 1.d4 f5 2.Bg5 h6 3.Bf4 g5 4.Bg3 f4; it seems that Black has won the bishop, but now comes 5.e3 (threatening Qh5#, the basic Fool's mate idea) 5...h5 6.Bd3?! (6.Be2 is probably better, but this move sets a trap) 6...Rh6? (defending against Bg6#, but...) 7.Qxh5+! Rxh5 8.Bg6#.
A similar trap once occured in a game between Gioachino Greco and an anonymous opponent.
1. e4 b6
2. d4 Bb7
3. Bd3 f5?
4. exf5 Bxg2
5. Qh5+ g6
6. fxg6 Nf6??
Now 6. ... Bg7! would have allowed the game to go on, as the move opens up a flight square for the king at f8. Black's greediness has gotten the better of him.
7. gxh7+ Nxh5
8. Bg6# (1-0)
Gioachino Greco β Anon.
Final position.More generally, the term fool's mate is applied to all similar mates early in the game; for example, 1.e4 g5 2.d4 f6 3.Qh5# - the pattern of the simplest fool's mate is maintained: a player advances his f- and g-pawns, allowing a queen mate along the unblocked diagonal. One such fool's mate is widely reported to have occurred in a possibly apocryphal 1959 game between Masefield (or Mayfield, depending on the source consulted) and Trinka (or Trinks or Trent) which lasted just three moves: 1.e4 g5 2.Nc3 f5 3.Qh5# (variants on these moves also exist).
Even more generally, the term "Fool's mate" is used in chess variants for the shortest possible mate, especially those which bear a resemblance to the orthodox chess fool's mate. Fool's mate in progressive chess, for example, is 1.e4 2.f6 g5 3.Qh5#.
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