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A bad and bouncy landing for a pilot. Porpoising down the runway after initial contact with wheels.
That landing looked like an explosion at a mattress factory.
1) A person (typically a female) that is content with laying with anyone on any bed with the intention of engaging in sexual acts; they are so content with doing the sex on any bed, because it's like their natural habitat.
That girl is a mattress mermaid, because she don't care whose bed she climbs into to get plowed.
A Mattress Monster is a fat and or butt ugly broad who likes rough and dirty sex and is likely to be infected with multiple varieties of crotch rot.
Dude 1: "Hey man, that broad's hot. I'd do her so hard her grandmother would cum!"
Dude 2: "Oh man! That's sick, you couldn't pay me to stick my dick in that fucking mattress monster. She looks like the love child of Roseanne Barr and Caitlyn Jenner!
An bountifully haired pubic region, usually on a female, with the appearance of a part stuffed mattress.
Uncommon due to the exponential growth of styled pubic depilation amongst the teen and twenty something demographic.
Wow look at that!!
Ya think it's a merkin?
Mebbe, but it is a she is a true Mattress Lap
A femme Matt, binary. Gender specifically a female who is not as smart as she thinks she sounds. Sometimes with a proportioned head, which is rare among Matt’s. AKA Offensive.
That Mattress Staci is a real R in the morning especially when insufficiently caffeinated. She does have a huge following on that foot page on OnlyFans, there are a lot of Troy69s however. Not sure they all count.
a comfortable thing u sleep on. and it must be white or blue and green.
u have a cool mattress! its blue and green!
A sleep rectangle that marketers made complicated.
“Alex’s laptop melted after loading his 59th mattress comparison tab”
“Matt spent 43,981 hours browsing mattress reviews, triggering an intervention and a Boring Mattress.”