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The liquid that spills out from a heavily used mattress when compressed, it may contain liquids such as; semen, saliva, blood vaginal juices, and other bodily secresions
I just cleaned out my mattress gravy last night. it took my five hours
mattress gravy (n):
when you and a hooker fuck in the hooker's bed but make sure not to get it in her.
"Fuck man, I feel so ashamed. I just made some mattress gravy last night."
A no-nothing holiday such as president’s day and Columbus Day that’s mainly to give government workers a day off and to sell mattresses.
Damn the bank is closed today for that stupid mattress holiday Columbus Day. Well let’s go buy a mattress I hear they’re 30% off today.
a comfortable thing u sleep on. and it must be white or blue and green.
u have a cool mattress! its blue and green!
A sleep rectangle that marketers made complicated.
“Alex’s laptop melted after loading his 59th mattress comparison tab”
“Matt spent 43,981 hours browsing mattress reviews, triggering an intervention and a Boring Mattress.”
A femme Matt, binary. Gender specifically a female who is not as smart as she thinks she sounds. Sometimes with a proportioned head, which is rare among Matt’s. AKA Offensive.
That Mattress Staci is a real R in the morning especially when insufficiently caffeinated. She does have a huge following on that foot page on OnlyFans, there are a lot of Troy69s however. Not sure they all count.
Bed
But also used when naming various options in a hard situation
Yeah, I’ve review all the mattresses