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When a man fits his cock between a femals tits while she is laying down the female rubs her boobs back and fourth while another girl takes a shit on the girls chest making it look like a meatball sandwhich
I got gonorrhea from my Mexican Meatball Sub!
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An animated movie, VERY hilarious, and full of humor. It's about a young inventor named Flint Lockwood who lives on a small island called Swallow Falls and has a companion as a monkey with a thought translater named Steve. The movie consists of his motives to make a better experience for his fellow town mates by making an invention to "change the world", which he does by creating a machine that makes food rain from the sky for a better eating experience for his fellow town mates, since his town has turned to eating nothing but sardines and is super invested in sardines becauae they are all miserable sardine-eating shitheads. Ok Yea WE GET IT, Things go awry when the machine shoots up to the sky, the food gets bigger, the machine eventually becomes uncompatible and unstable and starts raining food the size of a dinosaur, threatening to end the world and Flint and other fellow characters, Sam, Manny, Steve, Baby Brent fly out the sky in a plane, destroy the machine, shoot back to earth, Flint and his fellow girlfriend kiss and THE END, HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY. Very hilarious though for an animated movie
-- Flints father opening a shitty, pussy smelling Sardine tackle shop--
( Tim Lockwood )
TIM & SONS SARDINE BAIT & TACKLE ! You feelin it ?
( Flint Lockwood ): Hmhmm...
Cloudy with a Chance of meatballs ; Funniest line
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When someone has been sucking on your ballsack for so long that it swells up and gets really red and agitated.
My girlfriend was sucking on my balls last night for so long they turned into Big Daddy Meatballs
African Meatball Soup is the act of pissing into a bowl and then putting monkey testicles in it, and then enjoying your delicious meal!
Hey there Unga Bunga, would you like some African Meatball Soup?
Why yes Ooga Booga, I would love some African Meatball Soup!
A god-like structure constructed by Swedish viking Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg. This meatball is the epitome of happiness and world peace. If you feel any troubles, the giant meatball will whisk them away and pull you into a world of pure carefree, joyous reality where you can forget anything and relax. The Giant Meatball is a gift from the heavens from God himself. Nobody has accessed the inside in 69 years, and many legends have surface of what is in there.
Bro, we should go to Sweden to pray to The Giant Swedish Meatball!
Aw, fuck yeah dude!
game over; finished in a dramatic fashion.
When Bruno threw that last crushing blow to Bill's jaw it was lights out meatball.
When you shove your own testicles into your own anus.
Casey:Hey Jimmy have you ever seen a Chattanooga Meatball calzone?
Jimmy: No, what's that?
(Casey turns around with his testicles in his anus)
Jimmy:Wow that's impressive, but what's the Chattanooga Meatball Calzone?