meat suit

The human body, especially one's flesh, suggesting the burdens of corporeality for an otherwise ethereal being.

"Why did I have to be reincarnated into this meat suit?"

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meat dangle

Swinging manmeat. Your floppy wang. Yogurt slinging shroom beast.

"Seriously dude - put your meat dangle away - nobody wants to see that shit."

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Slave Meat

A Nigger Cock, A filthy diseased cock due the fact that a nigger will fuck anything especially if it is white. Usually a very fat woman that no decent or normal white will fuck will turn to desperation & fuck niggers or a pathetic white girl lookin for attention for various reasons.

Oh Fat Sally loves that Slave Meat, she is so fat no white guy will fuck her, so she hangs with the niggers. A nigger will fuck a refrigerator if it is white. Carrie was abused by her Father when she was younger now she rides that Slave Meat To get back at her daddy. That dumb bitch doesnt realize Once you go black we won't take you back

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meat crayon

A person who face plants with significant velocity.

"Man did you see that LiveLeak video of that helmet-less biker? Quite the meat crayon.

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meat shift

a phenomenon that occurs when eating a hamburger or sandwich exclusively from one side so the meat and other ingredients shift, causing the last couple bites to have an unproportional mixture of ingredients

to mend this seemingly inevitable situation, one must eat the given hamburger/sandwich in a circular fashion as to cause the meat to constantly "shift" towards the center, essentially cancelling out meat shift

Person 1: "Man, my last bite of this hamburger has way too much meat!"

Person 2: "Well, you gotta take into account meat shift!"

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Meat Tenderizer

Once commonly used as a kitchen utensil for tenderizing meat, the meat tenderizer now plays a large part in homosexul deviance, and has even become commonly accepted in heterosexual practices. In most cases, a man or woman will repeatedly smash his or her partner's balls, penis or grundle. In some instances, smashing of the clitoris, labia or nose may occur. The use of meat tenderizers during sexual encounters leads to heightened sexual arousal, and is considered a remedy for erectile dysfunction and failing marriages.

Ben: "Tom, why do you have a meat tenderizer hanging up next to your collection of huge double-sided dildos?"

Tom: "Actually, Ben, the meat tenderizer is one of my favorite sex toys. I like it when Gary smashes me in the balls with it and calls me the ugliest trannie he's ever seen. Then he sodomizes me with the back end of it and makes me smell it."

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meat gazzer

A male that looks at a other mans penis at public restroom urinals.

Hey John, see that guy walking out of the bathroom. He's a total fucking meat gazzer! He was looking at my junk the whole time I was peeing!

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