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Messy mastiff

when your girl gives you a blowjob after dental anesthetic and you nut in her mouth so that it drools down her chin

My girl went to the dentist today. Guess who got a messy mastiff afterwards?

by Happy hamburger March 23, 2022


Messy Nessie

When left with no other option, one hastily rushes into a lake to let go a mythically proportioned shit. Resulting in a bobbing turd monster that people confuse as a cryptozoological beast.

As I was running with my toddler to my mother-in-laws house to dedicate, I was left with no other option than to jump in the lake and let loose a messy Nessie

by Sbreps March 18, 2024


Messy Nessie

A messy Nessie is when your poop is so long that one end of it is sticking out of the toilet water like the head of the Loch Ness monster

That messy Nessie was so long that it almost touched my butt

by Feicstur November 29, 2024


Messy Messy

Aaliyah Stevens

That girl is so messy messy

by Himynamaisfred March 19, 2019


Messy willy

pegging after taking a laxative

Man i havent walked right since that messy willy.

by Jerry mayn June 29, 2020


Messy willy

pegging after taking laxatives

That Messy willy hit me harder than taco bell with extra hot sauce.

by Jerry mayn June 29, 2020


Messi knights

An Instagram goat who posts underrated Messi stats and debunks myths , he makes so many penaldogs cry in comment section.

Penaldogs are barking in Messi knights comment section

by Akaskpandi November 27, 2021