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when your girl gives you a blowjob after dental anesthetic and you nut in her mouth so that it drools down her chin
My girl went to the dentist today. Guess who got a messy mastiff afterwards?
When left with no other option, one hastily rushes into a lake to let go a mythically proportioned shit. Resulting in a bobbing turd monster that people confuse as a cryptozoological beast.
As I was running with my toddler to my mother-in-laws house to dedicate, I was left with no other option than to jump in the lake and let loose a messy Nessie
A messy Nessie is when your poop is so long that one end of it is sticking out of the toilet water like the head of the Loch Ness monster
That messy Nessie was so long that it almost touched my butt
pegging after taking a laxative
Man i havent walked right since that messy willy.
pegging after taking laxatives
That Messy willy hit me harder than taco bell with extra hot sauce.
An Instagram goat who posts underrated Messi stats and debunks myths , he makes so many penaldogs cry in comment section.
Penaldogs are barking in Messi knights comment section