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eat a microwave

Slang: used in gaming
Choke on something large, possibly electronic or emits waves.

go eat a microwave” - Overwatch 2023

by BitterMuffins♥️ July 12, 2023


broken microwave

When a microwave is broken.

The broken microwave won't turn on.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023


use the microwave

To have sex

friend: "Hey did you use the microwave last night"
other friend: "HELL YEAH I DID! "

by jsurfs November 26, 2016


microwave this pussy

two words that can get u wet

person:i can say two words that can make you wet

person: what are the two words

person: microwave this pussy

by hooty with the booty January 10, 2021


Scottish Microwave

When you're receiving a blowjob with a kilt and you pass gas. Much like a "Dutch oven" but without the sheets.

Things were getting hot and she went down on me but I accidentally gave her the "Scottish Microwave"

by Cave29 January 24, 2022


Microwave Tease

When you reheat leftovers in the microwave, and despite testing some of the food to make sure it’s hot the rest of it is still cold.

Last night my microwave teased me, so I just ate my poutine cold

by Jaymes175 February 5, 2024


Microwave Cheese

Refers to the art of ejaculating in between two slices of bread, microwaving it, and eating it as a sandwich.

I ran out of cheese so I whipped up a microwave cheese sandwich.

by Bob flaggit December 8, 2016