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The elaborate anti-theft system involving the suspension of a midget from the roof of a van with chastity paddles duct taped to each of its limbs. This will result in a thief being incapacitated by a flurry of very angry strikes.
NB. The midget can also be used to fulfill kinky 21 yr old boys' fantasies.
I have a midget in a van *wink wink*.
The act of grabbing a dwarf/ small person/ "shrunken man"/ or tiny ball of thunder, by the anus and mullet, and swinging him around and around until your momentum can sky rocket him into another universe.
You: Hey Nate, what are you planning to do with those big guns? (noticing Nate wearing a XS shirt, busting through the seams)
Nate: Im finnin to go on down to the Minnesota state fair to do some mutha fuckin midget tossing, ya heard?!
You: (Speechless)………….
2 small people who love each other very much,They are soulmates and they are both
did you see Liam and Audre Marie's Midget love is amazing
Noun - A tiny (very small) orgy
God damnit! You had a midget fuck without me?
When a bunch of Midgets get together and stand on each other with karate poses to make a tree.
We went to the park today and saw. Midget tree. They'll do anything.
a very small, and weak person, who can be messed with by anyone other than other pipsqueek midget's
look at the pipsqueek midget, its so funny how it tries to be stong and tall!
Someone who’s 5ft tall with severe anger problem.
They are the ones to be the most cocky but at the end of the day they are the ones who remain quite.
Just imagine a small kid (which is the salty midget) who talks behind each others back’s but are friendly in-person.