Moist Johnson

To lick your hand, then slap someone on the face, after which you must say "Moist Johnson!"

*slap* "Moist Johnson!"

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moist boi

Any single alcoholic drink.

Ayo, hand me a moist boi - a cold one preferably.

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Doinky Moist

Crap that comes out wet. Or someone who looks like crap thats wet.

Look at that doinky-moist drinking at the bar.

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moist towel

where you are licking a pussy then start heavily warm breathing in her vagina to make it moist.

johnney gave me the best moist towel

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moist

to be cool, brought out in south central bel air-bring it out in your city

that ride is moist

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Moist Velvet

A Crazy Drinking league created in 2009 in Palmerston North, New Zealand.

Keeping it moist since the good times in Church Street.

Moist velvet has officials including Tim B, Jarmila N, Daniel M, Daniel R, Mark C and Helena P. There is also a large group of talented groupies that follow.

After having two now members banned from social club drinks without any evidence, this spirit filled league came together in a "Captain Planet" kind of way - Now known throughout the Manawatu as the elite drinking team.

Moist velvet is as sexy as their chosen crew name.

Drinking games don't phase em - They are the masters!!

Shall we get on the drinks? - Sure - Moist Velvet that Shit up!

That kinda excites me - all moist

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Moist panties

Moist panties is a when you have an a oily croch and you need to see a doctor.

dad, I got Moist panties.

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