Land Monster

This breed is normally found at the end of the bar/pub looking for any guy to take down (home). They are normally disgusting, fat and unless you are 13 shots, 7 beers and a few Mind Erasers deep...you would never, ever even think of hitting it. They do seem to attract the drunkest of the drunks when courting a mate. The unlucky soul who gets attacked by such a beast usually finds himself scurrying around in the morning wondering where he is and what the F is that on the bed.

Holy shit, did you see that Land Monster Tony took down last night? She was hideous.

Look at all those land monsters over there, I'll pay you 20 bucks to sleep with one of them...

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Monster Rain

A game started by a Lil' Jimmy Norton. When it begins to rain, someone yells "The monster rain is coming." You then hide underneath the porch and perform fellatio on your friend, who then returns the favor.

Lil' Jimmy watched the weather report with great excitement, in hopes that a low pressure system would bring the Monster Rain.

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Gelatinous Monster

A mythical creature shaped rather like a jellyfish, often found fangoriously devouring preteen children. Originates from the informative childrens literature, strongbad's Everyone is Different. See also fangoriously devoured.

"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster... Hillary's legs are being digested."

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pot monster

A person that consistently pays money to enter a tournament, typically for fighting games, and loses. Being that, in essence, their only purpose was to add money to the pot, they are called pot monsters.

Shoutouts to all the pot monsters out there for adding their dollars to the pot, what a generous donation!

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coochie monster

someone who a fiend for pussy

Kristoffer was the illest coochie monster last night

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Monster Magnet

One of the most well known bands of the "Stoner rock" with Jim Baglino on Bass Guitar, Phil Caivano on Rhythm Guitar, Ed Mundell on Lead Guitar, Bob Pantella on Drums and Dave Wyndorf on Vocals & Guitar. Arguably one of the best bands in the Stoner Rock category. Their most well known songs are "Heads Explode" and "Spacelord". Their style ranges from fast paced guitaring and frantic lyrics to slow, grinding music with vocals to match.

This is how we go about it, on making your heads explode

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monster dump

a giant shit, a big poop, a humongous dookie, a large BM

"Sorry, I can't talk right now. I gotta go take a monster dump."

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