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Something that makes me wanna cum when I wake up
I keep getting morning erections and end up having cum all over my cock
When you wake up and just have to nut on your girlfriends chest
I spilled my morning milk all over her chest
When you wake up in the morning drenched cum but don’t remember anything
Ya I woke up today with a morning maple
The female equivalent of morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris.
Friend 1: The GF woke me up today by straddling my face.
Friend 2: She must have had a bad case of morning marble
Pre-Morning (The time between 3 am and the time you normally wake up, notably marked by a mid-pre-morning out of bed ritual such as eating, urinating, pooping and the like while still half asleep, normal sleep activity resumes after the mid pre morning ritual has taken place.)
Justin wakes up at 4:30 in the pre-morning, stumbles out of bed, urinates (making only half of it in the toilet, the rest on the seat.) stumbles back to bed, and passes out till 11:00 am
David wakes up at 3:00 in the pre-morning, climbs out of bed, stumbles to kitchen, makes a peanut butter sandwich, eats the sandwich, barely makes it to his bedroom, literally falls into bed with peanutbutter sandwich still in hand. wakes up the next morning realizing theres peanut butter everywhere, and he has to crap really bad.
The first big bowel movement of the day before breakfast or after coffee ☕
I had to drop some morning mud before I left the house just in case traffic was heavy on the way to work
Placing the large male anatomy in your mouth for breakfast.
Molina has a morning cigar every morning.