mother cocker

A term to use in place of the phrase "mother fucker," when:

1) Saying "mother fucker" gets old
2) When the situation requires a PG rated euphemism for mother fucker
3) When you accidentally hit your head on a blunt object (cabinet, etc)
4) for fun

Hits head on open kitchen cabinet... "MOTHER COCKER!!!!"

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Mother Lover

A polite and alternate way of saying mother fucker

*argument strikes as respected family member walks into room* owww that hurt you Mother Lover

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mother's day

In California state issued welfare checks are issued monthly every 1st and the 15th, known to many in ghetto communities as "mothers day"

"Aaaw shit, look at these long assed baby cryin, loud ass ghetto folks up in this supermart... you should never do your shopping on mothers day.

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my mother

The birthgiver of your very being. The only reason ypu exist

My mother ate karen .

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Mother Lake

Often used within the online queer community (aka Stans), Mother Lake is a divine lake where female artists, actresses, performers, etc. go before putting out their best work. The name comes from the term “Mother”, which queer communities use when defining their favorite celebrity. In many ways, Mother Lake serves as a source of spiritual enlightenment and inspiration, and only the best can swim there.

Person 1: Did you stream Do We Have A Problem??

Person 2: Omg yasss!! Nicki served, took a dip into Mother Lake just to gag the rap girlies.

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Mother Dearest

Can also be used as Father Dearest, Mother Dearest is a respectful way to address ones own parents in response to one of their questions.

Mother Dearest, I am currently unable to unload the automatic kitchen-ware cleaning utility due to the fact of hundreds of thousands of virtual users watching me click buttons and move pixels for hours on end.

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Your mother

1.)A phrase said to another person when there is nothing else to say.
2.)A mean comeback to a person.

Sare:"What are you doing tonight?"
John:"Your mother."

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