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A mushroom head is the head of your penis. It is the cap like part of a penis and usually is the thickest part of a penis. Mushroom heads are similar in looks to a mushroom so that's why we call the head a mushroom head.
Lorenzo: I heard you got a blowjob from Chris
Samer: No he was just biting my mushroom head
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An imaginary outline left by slapping one’s magnum dong against the face of another.
If you gave Lady Gaga a mushroom stamp, you'd be using your dong to poker face.
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A penis with big head and smaller middle part like a mushroom.
Look, mushroom transformation!! Lol!
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Slang used to define one's vagina.
"Her mushroom basket smells like dog piss"
"Fuck I'd love to throw it in her mushroom basket"
"Thats the hairiest mushroom basket I've ever seen! Fuckn' thing looks like Chewbacca"
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Pizza mushrooms are typically found on pizza. Many people enjoy pizza mushrooms but do not otherwise like mushrooms.
A: Dude want some mushrooms?
B: No man I don't dig mushrooms.
A: It's okay they're Pizza mushrooms
B: Baller hook it up!!!
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the creamy mushroom defined is when an uncircumcised man is about to ejaculate and holds the splooge in the foreskin and gives the women a stamp in the shape of a mushroom from the dick head on said womens forehead.
Gregg: Sandor give that triflin ass bitcha the creamiest of the mushrooms like it was a camble soup lable
Sandor: yea that schlompe had it comin for putting a finger nail in my butt and using tooths.
sandor : yo gregg i just did it she got the creamy mushroom.
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When you slap a girl in the face with your cum drentched cock after sex, it can be oral or anal or whatever. Your dick needs to be wet and she can't expect it.
After I blew my load in her mouth, I gave her the old wet mushroom, She never saw it coming.
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