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A sassy way of saying "I'm breaking up with you."
Boyfriend: I'm sorry, ok? Let it go and I'll take you to the-
Girlfriend: Kiss my ass goodbye
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When someone makes no sense or you don’t understand what there saying
Her: So one day I was walking down the street in a forest.
Him: I’m done you just said dick up my ass
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When you have to shit so bad but have to hold it, saying "i am going to shit my ass out" over and over can often alleviate the pain by some small degree.
"Honey, please hurry we're going to be late to my doctor's appointment"
"Fuck fuck fuck I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out." etc.
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expression meaning that something said previous was wrong, or a retort to something someone else said about a person.
"my ass you're early! you're gonna be late!"
"me, a bitch? my ass!"
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a phrase used to describe the experience of complete surprise or shock so great that your rectum can no longer contain itself. Used to reference something in a positive, but unexpected way.
Dude, the ending of "Lost" last night blew my ass out!
That Rocky's burger was so good it blew my ass out.
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A work of art, a place that no man may ever touch....ever....
Hey have you seen my ass? It's beautiful.
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A phrase that can be added to the beginning of any sentence but never have any effect on what the sentence says
From my ass I prefer to actually study than to keep Pauling or do the Itoro on Mike
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