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A form of nan, somewhat resembling an alpha wolf. Can be seen in care homes around the globe and are known as vicious predators, often demolishing their counterparts as far back as 1836. Last known alpha Nan attack was in the winter of 2014 where multiple alphas fought it out over a Terry’s chocolate orange. 16 people were injured in the attack and some were punished to the death.
Watch out, I heard that an alpha nan is near us.
Sara Nan is a person that defines many words, godess, queen, weird, only the best. If you find a Sara Nan dont lose sight of her, because miracles like her only happen once in a lifetime. That wont be such a problem if you find yourself on the dance floor though. Because of the imaculate sunshine coming from her perfect body.
Person 1: who is that?
Person 2: Are you dumb!? It is obviously the queen Sara Nan!
Ur nan is an insult, a pointless insult that is funny.
Boy: Guess which girl I’m in love with!
Other Boy: Ur nan
a sentence every middle school boy used at least 100 times in their fucking lives
Jake: hey guess what happened earlier!
Josh:uR nAn
Ruby:oh stfu u abused dumb piece of shit
Mrs Smith:dEtEnTiOn FoR aLl Of yOu!!!
*ruby gets home*
Ruby’s Mum: WHAT DID YOU GET A DETENTION FOR??!!!
Ruby: I told somebody to stfu you dumb piece of shit coz they said “uR nAn” like omg!!
Ruby’s Mum: oh okay then, I don’t blame u tbh I hate it when boys or even girls ur age say that!! It’s so disrespectful!!
Ruby: ya bye I’m going to my room.
Ruby’s Mum: bye sweetie
Ruby: suck ur nan
Ruby’s Mum: live you swe- WHAT TF DID U JUST SAY
*ruby gets beat*
*ruby goes to school the next day with bruises*
Jake+Josh: Oi!
Jake: what happened to u, moody ass?
Josh: yeah why have u got bruises?!
Ruby: leave me alone u price of shit!
Mrs Smith:DETENTION FOR YOU RUBY!!
*ruby goes home from school after detention*
Ruby’s Mum: ARE YOU SERIOUS RUBY??!!
Ruby: yes mum, just hit me! get it over with!!
*ruby gets beaten again*
~by daisy :))
ur nan :D