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NAS' car.
John: What's NASCAR?
Jim: I think he drives a 1988 Mercedes-Benz 190E
A way better way to die in a car crash
Zach: hey want to go to the NASCAR talladega
Ken: why to die
Zach: well..
Ken: I'm in
Running 105 laps of the local quarter mile track. Possibly the least pleasant way to spend an afternoon.
I'll bet a NASCAR marathon on this - if the Patriots lose, I'll run a hundred and five laps, if they win, you have to
When a man removes all hair on his body except for a full 360 degrees loop from his widows peek through his unibrow (side of eyebrows are shaven) then to the toothbrush moustache taking a hip hoppity jump to his soul patch then down his chest snail trailing to the scrotum where it goes down the shaft and under the balls then going along the taint and up the butt hole along the spine and connecting to his rat tail which attached to his Mohawk then continuing to his widows peak making the perfect nascar loop
“I like ya cut G”
“Thanks got a fresh nascar loop at the barber today”
The action of quickly repairing or mending a broken object to working (or better) condition like a racing pit-crew.
Person 1:"Dude, I cracked my phone screen now it won't turn on!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, I'm so good at NASCARing things back together I should be done in like 30 seconds!"
The cup (often plastic) or bottle/can used by tobacco chewers to deposit their chew by-product.
Waiter: Would you like a NASCAR chalice for that?
Hick: No thanks, I have an empty Pepsi can already.