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Sir I’s-A-Freak Newton

when someone is smart and kinky

wow you’re into bdsm and physics? you’re a real sir i’s-a-freak newton!

by gravity——boiiiiii February 24, 2024


Newton Shelton

Failiure

Newton Shelton is a really good people

by JANANAN DESPACITO July 5, 2022


Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)

A bitch, a short ass mothafuker, he probably is packing a good 1.2 inch clock, matthews are not very intelligent but they believe they are.

Bro1: Yo should we invite him to the party

Bro2: nah man his names is Matthew

Bro1: ugh thats gross, we should leave

Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)

by WordGod22 January 28, 2022


Newton North Carolina

Founded long long ago and stolen by the white man. Only the chosen few live in the legandary town where most girls look like mystical creatures and only some are doable.

I.E. To have a massivle large penis

Man i wish i had a Newton North Carolina.

by jimmyv86 February 23, 2011


Fig Newton

Replaces the word fuck.

What the fig newton is going on around here?

by Panini press March 27, 2020


Fig Newton

A FIG is a pear shaped fruit with sweet dark flesh and many seeds. NEWTON, John is the man who wrote Amazing Grace. Do your research. Quit being so ignorant. John Newton was a proclaimed Christian after being a captain of slave ships. I won't go into history of him becoming a slave...etc...etc... you need to do it. Rise above ignorance. It is not just black and white. It is more than that. Pick up a BOOK and pass the DROW.

FIG NEWTON

by Gentile22,, March 19, 2016


puce newton

a man named Michael or mr plum, purses a perplexing stance, extending one leg in front of the other, like a runner/track star. to complete this movement, he had to eat a total of one fig newton, have his ENTIRE foot painted puce, and be decorated in a decadent cashmere sweater, in a deep purple, lowkey serving yassified grape, seedless though definitely.

to see at eye level with lyla, i had to pull a puce newton.

by freckle.dekster January 31, 2024