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I’m nice

When a person who is clearly an asshole wants to defend themselves after being called out for their disrespectfulness.

Kat: Sidy you’re going to hell. You’re so mean.

Sidy: I have no idea what you’re talking about i’m nice.

by Imanonymousyoudontgettoknowme February 27, 2018


Nice job

An acute indictment of reality

" Nice job ! " exclaimed Pete as he looked at John's uglified profile pic .

by flute September 12, 2019


Nice clock

A family friendly version to say "Nice cock"

What a splendidly nice clock you have

by Meatlugdragob February 22, 2022


Nice Jar

Minh's Jar

Ayo Minh, Nice Jar!

by Tofee January 23, 2021


nice digger

Basically a way to bypass the hard r,and nothing else

Jason:"Dude harry was such a nice digger but gary is a dice ni-"
Layla:"Don't say that! You arent black."

by dethronus December 7, 2021


a nice dicking

being penetrated pleasurably by a skilled gentleman

Friend: I'm so frustrated in my daily life!
Me: Well maybe all you really need is a nice dicking!

by mr. woodcock July 2, 2012


Nice Guy

1. A manipulative male that forms friendships with females under the false pretense that it won't be a sexual relationship. All the while actually lusting after the female. He is then generally confused as to why the female goes after males that are open about their desires, and blames the female when it is his own fault for creating a friendship when he really wanted to date her.

2. The guy that's always there for his friends.

1. "Jim's such a nice guy, he tried to get into my pants after telling me he just wanted to be friends."

2. "Alex came through real good tonight."
"Yeah, I can't believe he bailed us all out, how much was it total $400?"

by Epeyon April 19, 2009

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