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Glornops the Nightmare Machine

A Russian mythical demon that comes and eats little children at night who do not brush their teeth

Little Timmy: "But Dad I don't want to brush my teeth!"
Dad: "Careful Little Timmy, if you don't, Glornops the Nightmare Machine will come for you in your sleep..."

by preeves_ July 8, 2022


Nightmare Person

Someone who has a lot of red flags and is usually difficult to get along with.

"Dude, my manager is a nightmare person."

"My date last night was horrible. He's definitely a nightmare person."

by Insect September 21, 2021


Philosopher's Nightmare

Any time you're witnessing a conversation spiral downwards and are able to identify the rhetorical techniques participants are fueling the descent with little hope of being able to recover from. Techniques include cherry-picking, generalizing, the moral high ground, appealing to fear or popularity, aggressive (including passive) behavior, explicit bias and persistent rambling with an intent to win over the other side. You're confident any contribution or attempt to help move the conversation forward will be ignored or met with immediate resistance and rejection.

That post on Facebook about gun control became a Philosopher's Nightmare with most of the participants attacking and distracting each other.

by Dread Pirate Skeptic November 27, 2022


Nightmare Chasing

Nightmare Chasing is when someone who enjoys psychedelic drugs or a nightmare chaser purposefully consumes a psychedelic drug to have a bad trip.

I was nightmare chasing the other night and I think I’m into it

by Asterisk Potato December 1, 2023


eskimo nightmare

Taking a piss in the cold with three inches of clothes and two inches of dick.

after hitting the slopes I Had a full blown Eskimo nightmare and pissed all over myself.

by Icemanjones January 2, 2018


my worst nightmare

teen pregnancy

i literally could not handle the pressure of my worst nightmare

by mmmmmmmmmmmj May 12, 2021


the souls of the dammed, Franklins nightmare

The bodies are getting colder.
we are in the walls frank, don't act like you cant hear us.
we haven't forgotten you yet.

frank:What is that awful noise in the walls
the souls of the dammed, Franklins nightmare:We feast on your life force franklin...

by fiilo November 5, 2021