cloud nine

that altered state (of mind) into which the male is elevated when his girlfriend gives him a tantalizing, long, slow blow job which seems so perfect that he wishes to die rather than return to reality on Earth.

I was on Cloud Nine when she blew me, then licked the last drop off my tip and swallowed my cum.

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Triple Nine

Almost, but not quite.

In other words close, but no cigar.


(999 is almost 1,000 but not quite)

-"Shit, I triple nined in my History class."

--"You going to summer school?"

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code nine

A hot boy

Look code nine *all girls swoop for hot boy*

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nine - inch

Term used to describe a woman's arse - usually dripping with fat and cellulite, that is massively disproportionate in size to the rest of her body - in reference to the large and robust differential seen hanging under the rear of some Ford motor vehicles.

'Man check the fucking nine - inch on that huge bitch!'

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Back nine

Being polite in a crowd

Fucked up the ass back nine

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planet nine

a theoretical planet way beyond the orbit of neptune that affects the orbit of many asteroids

so is planet nine like even real??1!!?!!?!/

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T-Nined

when you try to text one thing, but the T9 spell function spits out another.

I tried to text Eric to get his coat and come home, but it showed up as "get your boat and come good." Awesome.

Dude, you got T-Nined!

(common mixups are if/he and go/in.)

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