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(n): Bare feet that are covered with socks. Two feet with socks. (v): Wearing your socks without shoes.
(n) I went to get the mail in my sock feet.
(n) I slipped in the kitchen in my sock feet.
(v) I sock footed it down to the mail box.
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A shot of vodka, drunk from a child size glass featuring pictures of ducks.
I had three ducks last night, but I felt fine so I filled another to the feet.
Michael drank a duck to the feet, but his tolerance is low, so he is sodden to the gills.
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The feeling you get in the morning when the bottoms of your feet are much more sensitive than they usually are.
I can't walk barefoot in the morning! I have morning feet!!!
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Did you see the feet meat on that girl? Puffy fuckin feet!
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When someone masturbates in a community shower and the next person that uses the shower steps in the semen.
Man, my roommate is getting baby feet if he takes a shower right now.
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A Mexican, normally with stumpy, gnarly, hairy feet decorated with nub nub toes and cracked, peeling yellow toenails. There is normally a stench of rotten meat, stale cum and cat saliva to go along with the feet.
Rojolita: Hey, Paco get them crusty feet off of my brand new sheep skin rug.
Paco: Shut the fuck up, you raggedy ass, shriveled up cunt. I'll make you suck on them.
Rojolita: Faints
Rojolita: Hey, Paco get them crusty feet off of my brand new sheep skin rug.
Paco: Shut the fuck up, you raggedy ass, shriveled up cunt. I'll make you suck on them.
Rojolita: Faints
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A football term; when a QB goes back to pass and dances around in the pocket/ will not get the proper set to throw because he is nervous about getting sacked
the mustangs quaterback isnt an accurate passer because he has happy feet
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