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To want to avoid an obvious life experience
She asked if I wanted to eat bull's balls, but of course I had to say I'd really rather never.
Da reply dat you'd give when asked if you'd like to be da one to play a musical selection on da harmonica.
Da local choirmaster asked me if I'd like to perform a Johnny Puleo selection for da community concert on Saturday, and I told him dat I'd be hohnered to so do!
means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something
ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄
Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
When something is such a good deal or idea that you would gladly take it at any time
Them: $500 a month utilities and internet are included
You: I'd do that all day!