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When you have affectionate/romantic feelings for your boss, but company policy doesn't allow dating between management and employees, so one has to put their feelings aside for the sake of professionalism. Used in the same manner as 'friend-zone', or 'bro-zone'.
Employee 1: Hey why don't you and John date?
Employee 2: Company policy doesn't allow. I've got to boss-zone him.
Employee 1: Hey I think you and Employee 2 have a shot. Why not go out with them?
Boss: I can't. I got boss-zoned.
When you pour your heart out to a girl that you liked. And she responds back with a full java script program that is syntactically correct, showing that she rejected you.
Person: Dude! I told Jessica I liked her the other day!
Bro: How'd it go?
Person: She java zoned me....
Bro: That was not cool bra.
a place near New Lanark just off the road and totally private where no matter what time of day you can hear children playing and screaming. During the day also known as the Picnic Zone
Hey Robbie fancy hanging down the Pedo Zone tonight?
The true definition of being friend zoned: When you have lots of friends, but you will be forever alone
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The point at which you can no longer date a girl. She has told you too many secrets, or you took too long to make your move.
You are now in the friends zone, and there is no return.
Guy - Hey girl, I've been thinking, we've been getting along pretty good now and I want to take you out on a date, I really like you.
Girl - Awwww I think you're a really nice, sensitive, understanding guy, but I love you like a friend. So, just friends?
Guy - (thinks) Damn I'm in the friends zone.
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When a guy/girl you are interested in texts you often, but once in person does not speak or pay nearly as much attention to you as they had while texting, you have been put in the Text Zone.
Similar to the Friend Zone, the Text Zone is specific to relationships where both parties are not often able to hang out, yet carry on keeping in touch via text message. The overall effect is that the person placed in the Text Zone waits in agony for the one they desire to see them as more than a texting buddy.
Girl 1: Hey, how was the beach trip with Carl?
Girl 2: Well, he texted me with the time and place to meet up and told me I was beautiful, but once we got together he didn't have much to say and seemed to pay more attention to the sandwich he had for lunch. He later texted me to tell me he had a nice time though.
Girl 1: Dude, he totally put you in the Text Zone.
Girl 2: Yeah, I know. :(
Aww man, I've been texting this girl for three weeks straight, but when we finally got to hang out, she text zoned me! I thought we had something special!
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There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition.
It's called the Twilight Zone, and it's a TV show.
I love the Twilight Zone and I watch it on the Science Fiction network all the time.
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