that really censors my hentai

An alternative to "that really grinds my gears"

Person 1: ugh, I hate when there's giant lines at the bathrooms here
Person 2: yeah, that really censors my hentai.

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the connection is really bad here

used to hang up on someone you don't want to talk to, or used to pretend you didn't hear something on the phone.

Mom: Where are you? I need you to come home and do your chores.
Kid: What? The connection is really bad here, I can't hear what you said.

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People really be out here

Saying something out loud that someone is doing that is displeasing or if something is displeasing

Person 1: *buys something for $2000*
Person 2: People really be out here buying expensive ass shit for no reason

Person 1: *gives opinion on something*
Person 2: People really be out here thinking I give a fuck

Really Green Green Bean

Slang term for a marijuanna cigarette (joint).

"Duuuude, we just smoked the really green green bean your mom sold us!"

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I really want to die.

a statement that is one step higher than a regular "I want to die," used by the person who says it to indicate that it is a cry for help and he/she is having serious suicidal thoughts and is not joking

Person 1: I want to die.
Person 2: I really want to die.
Person 1: Hahahaha... No you don't, you just want attention! Hahahaha!
Person 2: (actually pulls a gun out and shoots himself in the head)

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I'm just really visual.

I can't understand shit unless you draw me a picture.

You: You see, as active users rise over time, it only benefits us if those users spend money, causing sales volume to rise with it.
Dumb co-worker: I don't think that's right.
You: Here, let me draw you a graph. (draws graph)
Dumb co-worker: Oh, I see. I'm sorry, I'm just really visual.

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i don't really care

Less harsh version of "I don't care"

Man #1: "I got a job paying $50 an hour!"
Man #2: "I don't really care"

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