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Sleepy Joe

When go to huge a guy and accidently fingers his Ass.

My friend Jacob came to me and did the sleepy joe. I farted everywhere.

by Dooki man May 27, 2021

3πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

Two things men can't stand.

There are two things I hate-cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

by wolfbait51 April 7, 2011

51πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


History Induced Sleepiness

The sleepiness that hits you when you're sitting in history class wondering why it matters what happened a million years ago

Joe: " Man, who cares what happened a million years ago?"

Dave: " Yeah, I know. It's giving me history induced sleepiness."

Joe: " Let's go to sleep."

by Mirdawg1 February 24, 2010

3πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster)

Sleepy-time wankster
Adjective/ˈslΔ“pΔ“/tΔ«m/wanksta

A person that attempts to appear or behave ''Gangster'', by dressing in inappropriately over-sized clothing (or sleepwear) that resembles the bedclothes of children (sometimes achieved through the use of matching sets).

"Hey yo Eli! You seen dat "Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster)" over there buyin' chicken and honey-nut cheerios?! High-ass fool need to buy a fuckin' belt!"

"What a cute lil' sleepy-time wanksta wankster! Awww. He looks so comfortable! Like, he could just curl up into a ball and fall asleep on the DMV floor!"

"The only thing that looks uncomfortable on that sleepy-time wankster is his hat. Did he starch that fucking thing, or did he buy it this morning??"

by SeΓ±or Nutz August 19, 2011

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Sleepy Hollow High School

The only school in the world where the minorities out-number the whites. Everyone wears a fitted hat, with colors that match their shirt, and shoes, the colors on the hat are never actually the team colors. If you wanna know where the party is at, you call John or DaVonn, because they have party-radar. Honors classes only means that everyone in the class can speak English. A majority of the white people dress like Abercrombie models, but they're not.

A normal Sleepy Hollow High School lunch:

Greg: YOU ARE NOT A RUFF RYDER
Andrew: What exactly does it take to become a ruff ryder?
Greg: Shut up Andrew you're drunk.
Andrew: Brian, what class are you skipping now?
Brian: Physics, bitch.
Greg: YOU ARE NOT A RUFF RYDER

by Whitesare Theminority January 14, 2006

238πŸ‘ 81πŸ‘Ž


Sleepy Hollow High School

The school located on North Broadway right off Beekman Avenue, that is made out of glass. Many yanyos, and dominicans, are waiting outside

You know your in sleepy Hollow High School when Spanish people are playing there regaton ringtones alllllll around you

by joey blank January 25, 2006

83πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


Sleepy Hollow High School

A mysterious place where the whites are constantly at war with the Hispanics, the drugs are used less than 30ft from the school itself, and nobody is quite sure who is running the show. Don't be fooled, it may have graduates who go on to well known universities such as Cornell and Penn, but this entire school is a madhouse. In order to survive one MUST follow the rules:
1. NEVER expect to be entertained at a football game.
2. NEVER expect to dance at a school dance.
3. NEVER remind a white kid acting black that he isn't black.
4. NEVER cross the crazy sub. She'll get crazy on you.
5. You have to be high in order to get what the fuck is going on around here, otherwise it isn't even worth a try.

Student 1: "Hey wanna go to the church to do non-illegal activities?"
Student 2: "DIQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUE"

Tired of doing actual schoolwork and/or giving a shit? Go to Sleepy Hollow High School!

by xxxxxxxxxswaggiestxxxxxxxxxxxx November 30, 2011

55πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž