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Being the first one of your hotel roomates to get up in the morning and take a shower.
Dude, I'm sleeping in. It's your turn to unwrap the soap.
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There are 3 types of hand soap. One type is the foaming kind which is softer and more fun for kids to play with while washing their hands.
Another type of soap is liquid soap. It has about the same consistency as shampoo. It's an average soap and easiest to use.
The final type of soap is bar soap. To use it, put water on your hands, then rub the soap on your hands. These soap bars are slippery so be careful.
Joe: "This bar soap is so slippery! I hope I don't drop it."
*Drops it*
"Wait. Is the hand soap dirty or is the floor clean? I can still use this soap then."
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Being VERY VERY overweight. While being someone who coaches the best football team in the land.
Paul is a Soap Dog and he cant walk down the football field without a oxygen mask.
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A person, male or female, that is abnormaly good looking. So good looking that they could be cast on a soap opera.
OMG! Look at those abs! That guy is so soap star. I wish he were my boyfriend.
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Also known as IncubusVoid, evil pepper, and suspendingboy.
This guy rules over the internet, he can do ANYTHING! he writes hacks and stuff, and runs a self written operating system loosely based on Linux. He plays StarCraft and Diablo regularly.
Guy1: Dude, what happened to your computer?
Guy2 (victom): evil soap (or other nickname) hacked me... i am emotionally ruined.
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Soap Sessions is a series of CD's featuring Singing Soap Opera Stars (and former Soapers) like Kelly Ripa, McKenzie Westmore, Melina Kanakaredes, Kyle Lowder, Eric Martsolf, Jensen Ackles and others
Soap Sessions 3 Beatlesongs
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1: literlly soap on a rope
2: a highy comical idea, that can cause laugher for hours
1: Please don't tell me if you've used soap on a rope.
2: Fallon and Erin laughed for over 1 hour about soap on a rope.
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