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Florida Ticket

An act of rape/sexual abuse, in this committed by a man against another man.

Dude, Jeff was so wasted last night! You won't believe this!

What happened to him?

Well, he went home with an obvious cross dresser, and we were laughing to hard to tell him it was clearly a dude

Oh no! did he find out?

Well, let's just say he got a one way ticket to Florida first

A Florida ticket?! Poor guy

by Bobbakawa September 15, 2009

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pimp ticket

Slang for a $100 bill.

Dude did you see that wad of pimp tickets homie up front in line pulled out? Shit's gangsta!

by What's the deal? February 23, 2010

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ticket taker

Someone who uses up all the damn shit tickets. Usually leaving you to start, realize you're out, and have to do the cheek-clinch-penguin-waddle to get more.

Jake "I was in such a rush to drop a deuce the other day, I didn't even realize we were out of shit tickets..."

Brant "LOL yeah dude, hate when that happens".

Jake "It was prolly travis, you'd think he has the worst shits the way he uses that stuff. Damn Ticket Taker.

by dat guy deuce October 14, 2009

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Tickets Unlimited

A live event ticketing company based in Knoxville, TN. They love to steal your money by charging you outrageous and mysterious "service charges" for simply printing a ticket for you. Most $20 ticket shows have at least a $6.50 Tickets Unlimited tax added.

Damn that parking ticket just hit my wallet hard, but at least it's no Tickets Unlimited.

by ticketsunlimitedsucks September 8, 2008

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v-ticket

your ticket for being a virgin

dude, do you stilll have your v-ticket?

by JakobDaMacDaddyCroft July 30, 2007

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Big Ticket

Having a good time, or getting crunked.

I'm going to get big ticket with it this Friday night!

by Jason December 17, 2004

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shit ticket

Anything that is good in a homeless man's imagination

Shit ticket

by Greg stegs February 2, 2010

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