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When you have to get a baby wipe after a messy poop.
I needed a hard wipe after that crap so I didn't mess up my pants.
: to briskly circumduct a urinal around one's pecker, with the intent of irregularly cleaning or drying excess pee, especially while sundowning
// He prefers to sha-wipe while sitting.
: to clean or dry one's penis with a urinal following unnecessary and habitual micturation.
He prefers to sha-wipe while sitting.
When you wipe your ass after taking a shit and nothing is on the toilet paper.
friend: Wow, that was quick, I thought you had to take a shit.
You: I did but it was a Jesus wipe.
A quick, perfunctory, and superficial cleaning job, usually performed out of haste or laziness, and with the supposed intention of doing a more thorough job later.
Max: "Hey, weren't you supposed to clean the kitchen before we left for the concert?"
Millie: "I just gave it a wipe and a promise, let's get out of here!"
Pre moistened wipes you can buy in the feminine hygiene section of a store to "freshen up" when unable to shower.
I'm going to booty call that dude when the night is over, better use a vagi-wipe.
Temporary pain and/or discomfort which occurs in and around the anus from wiping one's butt to hard and/or deep.
Mother of 3-year old child: "Why is Benny screaming?"
Father of 3-year old child: "He says his butt hurts - I think I wiped him too hard and caused some wipe trauma."
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A man with a vagina who wont hang out with the guys.
Lee is a panty wipe. His wife called and he headed home.
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