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Normal Stress

In engineering school: the back-breaking amount of homework assigned each night.

Engineering Student 1: "I can't handle this homework. I'm about to reach my yield strength."

Engineering Student 2: "That's only 10 hours of work...It's just Normal Stress."

by MechE February 9, 2012


Normal Beer

What Norm wants.

I'm the Old Norm; I want Normal Beer!

by Koraichu July 19, 2024


climate normal

Climate normal is the normal fluctuations of temperature and season as the earth rotates daily during a yearly transit of the nearest star with including significant fluctuations in distance, solar wind, energy release and magnetic shielding. With additional effects of gravity from the moon.

I woke up this morning and it was colder that it was this after noon, it’s climate normal.

by Lizardfish69420 February 12, 2023


normal but snazzy

normal but snazzy refers to the way in which an average person becomes a cooler kind of normal.

e.g) they aren't as average as everyone else and have a uniqueness to them that makes them stand out.

people who are normal but snazzy often have a passion in the creation and growth of sea monkeys and are often a virgin due to the lack of socialisation to the outside world, the sea monkeys are often grown as a replacement for a friend as people who are normal but snazzy are often very lonely. due to this loneliness they are found watching the Lorax in their free time.

person 1: hey look at that fucka, that kid is normal but snazzy.
person 2: bet ya the kid is a virgin.
person 1: i bet ya the kid has a whole family of sea monkeys.

person 2: yeah probably watches the Lorax with the sea monkeys.

by bigt1ddygothgf June 1, 2020


Normal friends

Three words, Roblox sex, confusing friends, confusing yourself and mixed emotions, also colours, a lot of colours.

She is pretty, I would like to be Normal friends with her

by Balake CostaRica January 19, 2021


Normal Cookie

A Normal Cookie is a cookie that is normal, that's no special thing about it. Which is exactly what make it special. So it's special while being not; the first creation of God and some would say The Greatest.

P1: 'What's a Normal Cookie?'
P2: 'It's a Cookie that is Normal'
P1: 'What's Normal'
P2: 'I don't really know'

by `1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\a... October 21, 2022


Normal Facing

Going from dying of laughter right to your normal face, whilst saying normal face in the process.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAnormalface. Normal facing.

by DreckTheSwiss March 29, 2010