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nose diaper

Something you can attach to your face when sick to soak up excess snot (mucus). Used because the amount of snot flowing from said nose makes sufficient wiping/blowing with kleenex impractical or impossible. When you can't just wipe, you need a nose diaper.

Dude, Christine is so sick today...she needs a nose diaper just to keep from snotting on herself.

by El_Dre July 14, 2010


Nose Bucket

N. Someone who shows no restraint when it comes to other people's business.
2. Someone who's nose is as big as a bucket.

I.E. Neighbor who rakes his concrete while staring at the cops in your driveway.

I'm going to introduce myself to my nose Bucket neighbor who seems intent on raking his driveway while the police are at my house.

by Beatrice123 February 16, 2009


Nose Ninja

After you spend forever jamming a stupid little electric buzzer up your nose to trim the hair, the one or two really long pieces of nose hair that mysteriously escaped the razor and sneak out of your nose untouched later in the day.

Bro, I know what your saying is important, but I just can't stop staring at that really long hair coming out of your nose. It even wiggles a little when you talk... Why don't you trim that shit?

I tried, but those god damn Nose Ninjas are so sneaky!

by dkinirvine January 08, 2010


Nose Diver

When one dives head first into a gaping Flange or Bald Eagle. Usually getting they're eyes covered in lady cum.

That girl over there is a complete Nose Diver!

by Dramatize May 02, 2008


nose party

doing coke with a bunch of people

Yo i just coped a g lets get some chicks and have a nose party

by mhkgkhgjhg May 10, 2007


London Nose

After a day in London (or any other city - change the place name), you get home and blow your nose and are greeted to a black soot on your white tissue.

Arriving at work in the morning and blowing your nose - "I've only been in London 2 hours and I've already got London nose!".

by the booger meister January 02, 2014


Nose peg

The act of one receiving an unwanted incirlement of their nose by a willing giver’s anus.

Poor, unsuspecting, Archibald received a nose peg at the weekend. The shit wouldn’t come off his nose until Tuesday!

by SharetheloveJB October 09, 2018