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"That guy is definitely a "quarter shy (of a full roll)"
An old Alaskan fisherman saying that makes little to no sense due to the fact that it doesn't take a full loaf of bread to make a sandwich.
Alaskan fisherman: That guy's one loaf shy of a sandwich.
Alaskan fisherman's friend: That doesn't make much sense, man.
Does that boy got his pants on backwards again?? I know im not the smartest feller in the world but that boy there's a few points shy of a gram..
This is an abbreviated sentence:
Once your are bitten by a dog, you will be twice as shy about approaching that same dog again.
Metaphorically, the concept applies to more than just dogs. Such as cats.
"Once bitten twice shy, babe." -- bad 80's song.
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Similar to shy kids get no sweets, but shy boys with no confidence do not get any pussy (pie).
"See that boy finlay. he gets no pussy"
"Well, you know what they say. Shy boys get no pie"
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Someone who is announcing that they are shy, bisexual and needs lots of pity points
Tumblr special snowflake: I am shy, bi and ready to cry
Imaginary reader: Please god NO! And how brave of you to say that you're bisexual and being shy on top of that!
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(n)An MP3 player that, while competent, is not nearly as prestigious as the white-earphoned variety made by Apple.
"ere, check out his two-hundred quid shy-pod, the cheap bastard."
"It's a two hundred quid shy-pod; It aint flashy, but it does the job."