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An acceptable segue out of an uncomfortable situation by changing the subject and completely disregarding whatever was said before.
Person A: Dude, I'd go with you, but last time I ate at Taco Bell I had fiery diarrhea and pissed blood for a week.
Person B: Alright...well....I got paid today...that's pretty exciting.
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A phrase that is use to state something that is already apparent, but in order to draw additional attention to it. Used for dramatic effect, or to emphasize an important point. It is said in a loud manner, at the beginning of a sentence, followed by the fact that needs additional attention.
Popularized by Antoine Dodson, who used the phrase to increase awareness of the fact that there was a rapist in his neighborhood.
Since that time, use of this phrase has been increasing, and it can be used at any time, when an obvious fact needs to be pointed out.
"Well, obviously, we have a rapist in Lincoln Park." - Antoine Dodson
Other examples in common speech:
Janine: What happened to my money I left on the bar?
Bruce: Well, Obviously, we have a thief in Snuffy's Bar.
Janine: Oh wait, I spent it all on wine.
Bruce: Well, obviously, someone has drank too much.
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A declaration used to express surprise and disbelief while also conveying contempt and/or indifference at the same time. It also deftly references a more popular expression with a similar meaning.
It is often expressed in a deadpan or sarcastic manner on extreme exclamations towards trivial events or vice versa. It can also be used to respond to FML or MLIA moments.
Person one: OMG I just tripped on the side walk!
Person two: Well That's Fun.
Person one: The Microwave just asploded and started a small fire.
Person two: Well That's Fun.
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A small town located in the Northwest Territories, Canada, where people are so bored and inbred that they have no idea how to act if they ever return to civilization. They also enjoy gossiping about one another.
SOMEWHERE IN NORMAN WELLS:
Hey George, did you hear about Frank? I heard he had sex with his cousin last night.
So? Everybody here's all cousins.
Oh right.
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In 1852 Henry Wells and William Fargo founded Wells, Fargo & Co. to serve the West. The new company offered banking (buying gold, and selling paper bank drafts as good as gold) - and express (rapid delivery of the gold and anything else valuable).
Wells Fargo opened for business in the gold rush port of San Francisco, and soon Wells Fargo’s agents opened offices in the other new cities and mining camps of the West. In the boom and bust economy of the 1850s, Wells Fargo earned a reputation of trust by dealing rapidly and responsibly with people’s money. In the 1860s, it earned everlasting fame - and its corporate symbol - with the grand adventure of the overland stagecoach line.
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A shit hole located in Central North Texas. Full of druggies and alchoholics.
Hey, my drug dealer is from Mineral Wells!
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Best hardcore band ever. Not a screamo, emo, punk, pop-punk, indie, ska, hard rock, or metal band. Real hardcore. Since they are so great, this word can be used as an adjective to describe anything that is that awesome.
That chick is so poisonthewell, I need to get a piece of that right now.
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