dook nuke

When you take a dook that utterly destroys the inside of your toilet and leaves the inside of the bathroom and the surrounding 25 ft of the bathroom smelling like sin.

Dude, stay outta the bathroom! Andrew just dook nuked it up again!

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Nuking a Hurricane

A male pleasuring himself in a windstorm.

The wind gusts could not prevent John from going outside to pleasure himself. When he reached climax it was like nuking a hurricane.

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Nuke the Fridge

When your fridge is empty so you get pissed and drop a nuclear bomb on it

PLEASE DO NOT NUKE THE FRIDGE.

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nuke the fridge

Boris's least favourite phrase.

Why hasn't the PM arrived yet? Let's nuke the fridge while we wait.

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Dick Nuke

When a bunch of douches manifest in one place.

Guy: Dude sombody dropped a total dick nuke here!
Guy 2: I know right!?

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Nuke puke

What usually happens when you end your night of drinking with an Irish car bomb, or any other drink involving Baileys and/or Guiness.

I almost made it to the cab before I got hit with the nuke puke.

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Jager Nuke

Typically done by Teenagers in someone's back yard with at least 3 people, Instead of dropping a shot of Jager into a glass of red bull, you take a full bottle of Jager and chug from it for at least 5 seconds, then chug from a large can of red bull for at least 5 seconds. Repeat until the bottle is empty.

Dom, Owen, and I did a Jager Nuke last night and when we woke up there was vomit all over the floor and we didn't remember what happened

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