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One of if not the best character on The Umbrella Academy. A 58 year old man trapped in a 13 year old boys body, he loves coffee, has a relationship with his mannequin Dolores, and is a time-travelling little adorable badass.
"Who do I have to kill to get a decent cup of coffee?"
"Did you just quote Number Five?"
"Maybe"
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the amount of time it takes (in microseconds) for an avocado to adequately ripen for consumption
this avocado has an avocado's number of 6.02x10^23.
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As you know, when you go to the bathroom it's either #1 or #2. Dropping numbers refers to doing #2.
Michael will be right back. He's in the bathroom dropping numbers. OR , I'm about to go drop some numbers.
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Number nine: gay niggas kissing.
this term describes two gay niggas kissing.
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The number you typically use to exaggerate a situation or scenario.
Although there are many numbers to choose from, you tend to stick to your own exagger-number.
"I heard he has like, twelve million siblings"
"There were about twelve million people at that show!"
"Pretty sure he slept with at least twelve million people."
That's my exaggeration number
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The person who’s number is identical to yours besides the last number which is one up or down. When you text them they usually get really pissed off really quickly.
Person 1: Hey your my number neighbor!!
Person 2: go die in a ditch
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When a girl gives a guy a fake number because she doesn't ever want to see him again.
Guy 1: "Let me call this girl back she was pretty awesome."
dialing...
Operator: "The number you have called is no longer in service."
Guy1: "I dialed exactly what she told me, wtf?"
Guy 2: "Dude, she gave you her phoney number!"
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