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Someone who is so inept of technical knowledge that all clocks in his or her house blink 12:00 constantly. (VCR, Microwave, etc.)
That 12 O'Clock Blinker couldn't figure out how to make toast let alone reboot her computer.
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When a woman, or man shaves their pubes and after a short period of time their bush is a coarse patch of stubble. It usually leads to irritation for the lover performing oral sex.
While going down on Jessica, Frank's face was irritated by Jessica's Five O'clock Bush.
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homie my women have to be 10 min. after 7. I cant stand a miss 6 o'clock woman.
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Stubble grown by dark haired men between the time in the morning they shaved, and the the time at night (usually around 5:00 PM) when it is noticeably growing back.
John looks like a mess, but it is mostly because of his five o'clock shadow.
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To hit the pub or drinking establishment on a Friday night at 5pm. Usually starts out as a few quiet drinks but ends up with hangover amnesia
Thomson: Oh man, I can't wait for the weekend, I'm off to help Mum wash the Dog.
Johnson: What!!! Blow that off, we are off to the pub for a 5 O'Clock Shower!
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(used only in UK) - 1) A potential female sexual partner only chosen because it's eleven o'clock at night (last orders) and you still haven't pulled. 2) A not-too-pretty female who you wouldn't look twice at sober, but who takes on a princess-like aura by eleven o'clock, usually after you've had a number of drinks.
"Look at her! She is gorgeous!"
"Nah you pisshead. She's just an eleven o'clock princess"
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The time of the night when the viral video "Shoes", by Liam Sullivan, begins to become funny. Many other un-funny things can begin to incite laughter. Although it comes earlier for some people, it is agreed that it usually comes sometime between 2:00 and 5:00 a.m.
God, it's Shoes O'Clock... that picture of the cat dressed as a nun was much funnier than it should have been.
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