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Dave is the God of comedy. Do you know why? Cuz he's from the streets bitch!
"Man white people are gonna freakout when they find out what skeet means. And when they do it will be like:
Oh my god what have we done"
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a) When one is performing sex from behind, they quickly pull out from the vagina and put it in the anus without her having prior knowledge.
b) To grab one's tit when they are unconscious, asleep, or passed out.
c) A person who is extremely skilled at the art of sneaking.
a) "Dude, my penis smells like shit because last night i pulled a sneaky dave on her."
b) " Once that drunk chick passed out my hands went all sneaky dave on those titties."
c) " In order for me to get out of the house without anyone knowing, i had to go sneaky dave out the window."
Dave land is a very special place Daves go to occasionally. Whenever someone named Dave is being especially weird, he is in Dave Land. No one else can go there, even Davids have their own special brand of weird. No one can follow a Dave into Dave Land except another Dave.
Dave: Fork! Hahaha! What, don't you guys get it?
Group: WHAT? Oh, he must be in Dave Land
A term referring to the closest friends people can be. They are both very cool, and attractive, and frankly, Tom get's his nut. In girls, not with Dave. Tom is usually the butch, Dave is the bitch. But they are very good friends. Don't fuck with Tom. Furthermore, don't fuck with Dave, lest you get the wrath of the Tom. Tom and Dave say fuck A LOT.
Arn't Tom and Dave the coolest people you would ever want to meet, and are better then the team of RJ and Alex
When your pass-out-drunk friend decides it's too far to the bathroom and chooses to urinate on the coffee table instead.
Guy 1: Dude, you pulled a Leaky Dave last night and pissed on my table!
Guy 2: Sorry, I don't remember that happening.
The fear that somehow, somewhere, Dave is watching you
Jack has Dave-phobia
A comedian with great material and an unbelieveable voice to deliver it
Dave Chappelle funniest sketch was "Black Bush" "THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER!"
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