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Double Front, Double Fronting, Double Fronted
Definition: Exciting sex act involving three people, where two sets of female genitals are presented to a lucky third party for the purpose of maximum arousal and visual stimulation.
"How was your weekend Alex ?"
"Ohhhh man , it was so good!!!! Lucy and Georgia double fronted me! It was hot af"
"Double fronting?"
"Yeah broseph, I lay down, they both took their panties off and knelt just above my head...two pussys right there, in my face dude!"
"Awww dang! I'm jealous bro!"
A common situation where a vehicle pulls in front of you, always traveling much more slowly, which you can not pass due to heavy traffic or road design, and is inexplicably making every single turn you intend to make until you reach your destination.
When driving through a subdivision to get to a fiend's house, a fully-loaded moving van or a driver who is lost, creeps along in front of you, making every turn you need to, and will remain in front of you for the entirety until you reach that friend's house.
"Sorry I'm late. I was stuck behind a school bus that was following in front of me and I never had an opportunity to pass it."
Without their knowledge, you fill someone's pockets with hollandaise sauce. Then you clap their pockets in public so the hollandaise sprays everywhere.
"I thought I was getting breakfast, and all I got was a front eddy."
"My morning was going great until Fred Front Eddy'd me."
The act of waving your penis up and down like an Elephants trunk whilst wearing an Elephant G-String and making elephant sounds.
Shower me with your Front Trunk!, Been Front Trunking since been Front Trunking.
A protruding bump in a females abdomen and/or pubic region
Dang man. I kinda got a thing for girls with front bump
Butt Front
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1 .A Butt Front is when a bitches stomach gets fat and starts taking on a shape that looks a lot like her goddamn ass. Usually these women are older and tend to be a bit bitchy.
2. When fat bitches have a fatter than normal lower abdomen. It looks like their Butt is in the Front. Hence, Butt Front.
Origin Theories:
1. The disease derives its name from the fact that Old Bitches with Big Fuckin' Cans just go to sleep one night ... then BLAMO! They wake up with their goddamned asses turned around 180 degrees to the front!
A passage read on an anonymous blog:
2. The mysterious origin of this seemingly unexplained oddity has never been verified, but the fact remains ... scientists and doctors are baffled and hella weirded out by seeing these mean old bitches come waddling into the ER, wantin' some goddamn Vicodin, yelling nonsense about evil devil cats ... and to beat it all ... they're standing there, Butt Front Naked, with their soiled depends falling off their massive Butt Fronts... oh, God knows what .. and the smell? Well, it's not Aqua Velva! Yelling and screaming that their goddamn asses are turned around backwards ... because they were mean to cats.
Ms Zelma's gotta fuckin' SWEET ASS Butt Front. Wait, that didn't sound ...fuck it. I gotta get in dem BIG OL' CANS, son!
When that bitch Miss Spencer woke up this morning, and fuckin' ROLLED outta bed, she got a BIG ASS surprise from her corner mirror! Hahahaha! Butt Front!
Brah, I fucked Old Missus Tamlin! She invited me over for some tea and gin rummy ... one thing led to another ... and an hour later ..when she finally let loose of those depends ... That massive BUTT FRONT started glowing diesel plug ... bright, brighter, BINGO! ... it was like a lighthouse guiding me home.
To give a guy you have no actual relationship with a random blow job.
That girl over there is so slutty. She'll definitely front the dome.