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Slay queen is a biblical reference to Queen Esther who convinced the king Ahasuerus of the Achaemenid Empire to allow the Jewish people in his kingdom to defend themselves and slay their enemies.
"I got that promotion today!"
"OKAY! SLAY, QUEEN!"
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Where you take a young, fine, willing(well, usually willing) babe to be Slayed; where the slaying of women occurs often by studly, mustachioed men who resemble the likes of men such as Tom Selleck and or Hugh Jackman
-where mustache rides are heavily sought after but rarely given
--abbreviated Slaytav
This girl wants the D: the Slay Tavern is open for business tonight!!
Yo, slaykat, tryna crash somewhere else tonight? I'm bringin' this girl back to the Slaytav
babe 1- what did you do last nite, slut
babe 2- i spent the nite in the slay tavern, got a mustache ride to die for
babe 1- omg! so jeal!
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When a man has sex with a rather large and unattractive woman who appears to have scales on her body due to stretch marks.
Christian: Hey Dave I heard you were slaying the dragon last night.
Dave: Well you gotta slay a couple of dragons before you get to the princess.
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1. A term used to describe one who under the influence of large quantities of alcohol made terrible decisions and fucked a female who looks like a hog. Hereby slaying the hog.
Sandy will slay the hog in his car at a party.
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Poon slaying is the art of filling the pussy, until the pussy owner cannot walk- this can be due to ache, bruises, internal reconfiguration and even from being comatosed. A true poon slaying mvp performance could result in death of the pussy.
Guy 1- yo Tyrone hows Shaniqua?
Guy 2- good man! had a good poon slaying session last night
Guy 1- shit dude, she on crutches or wheel chair?
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A word to describe a dis
When someone gets shot down hard
guy: "hey so do you wanna go to dinner?"
girl: "No sorry. I only go out with attractive men."
douchebag: "OOH! GET SLAYED!"
"yeah i cheated on you!"
Get slayed, bitch
boyfriend: "You saw someone else? well where were you last night?"
girlfriend: "with him..."
boyfriend: "...you know i actually came here to apologize because last night I got a little drunk and fucked a ten. Then I fucked her again this morning!"
Get slayed, bitch
"I used your facial sponge to exfoliate my downstairs so I wouldn't get ingrown hairs."
wow get slayed
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when two queens exchange a look and nod saying nothing and each proceeds in due course to hit the others successive king on the sly. queen will normally check a bitch who tries to harm her man but, sometimes the kings cross a line and there is disrespect. a queen must remain loyal. but never disrespect her. keep it up and you will result in full scale thermonuclear war with many queens in the board. this bad situation can be easily avoiding by stop giving hoes her jewelry while the queens get your table scraps
queen1: uno
queen2: naw pick 4 and uno (wins)
later both Kings get justifiably hit from out of nowhere
queen 3: I love uno, next game I’m in
later all Kings are at war while queens sip tea
Awake people: joint slay
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